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Hmm…Baby-making April 27, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Walker @ 6:17 pm

I think having white people (church) friends in China is the worst idea ever. They love to spend money like they are on scholarship or have fancy jobs. I guess most of them do. Where as Chinese people are too afraid of losing face if they let you buy anything. I don’t dislike the people at the church, but they love taking taxis instead of the train and eating out at nicer places. Rich people suck! Parental units, are you guys rich? If so I exclude you in my prior statement referring to rich people. Also at the branch talent show I found myself asking questions like: “how many more years do I have to attend such events?” or, “What is the average life-span of a human being?”Or, “Why did the branch president just scold me for taking two baby-sized sandwiches?” Yeah, seriously! I had just gotten two sandwiches, baby-sized, and he just happened to be at the end of the line (what was he on sandwich patrol?) and says:”You shouldn’t have taken two sandwiches we are short on them and there are a lot of people.” Unfortunately for him I had already doused (hoping that word is used properly) my sandwiches in ranch. He then walked away and somewhat roughly tapped my side. What the hell? Later in the evening everyone went back for a second sandwich. Listen. Leadership of the church let the sandwiches be eaten by the hungry college students; that is the only reason any of us went to the cruddy talent show anyway. Number 2: you have to watch out saying that kind of stuff, I just spent 2 years listening to members complain about being offended by other members. Mormons need to do a better job of chillaxing about the sandwiches and just know that if you run out you can always go downstairs and buy some rice. Sunday the guy comes out in elder’s quorum saying we never know how much to buy for these functions…so what? You always make sure to buy not enough? Buy a whole bunch of food and let people take it home for goodness sakes somebody is bound to need it and also willing.
I am trying to get a running program started. Boy that mission sure slowed me down…I feel like I have never trained before, but feel fortunate that I know how to train. I think a lot of it is just my mind telling me I am out of shape and also I feel my mind prefers it when my body is pursuing more lazy activities. I do feel good after a good run and even some push-ups. It would really kill me if I don’t end up being awesome at least at one thing in my life, so I hope it is running. If not I will have to major in baby-making.


4 Responses to “Hmm…Baby-making”

  1. Jimmy Says:

    I totally agree with you. The best thing about ward functions is the food, and if there are leftovers to take home it’s even better. Last week I nabbed two bags of chicken breasts after a young single adult dinner, it was the best.
    BTW… I’m gonna beat you when it comes to baby-making, farms don’t run by themselves you know.

  2. hightouchmegastore Says:

    I am ignoring your last remark, and focusing on this one:

    >>Mormons need to do a better job of chillaxing about the sandwiches

    I think there should be a longer list of things we need to do a better job of. I challenge you to produce it.

  3. Amelia Says:

    You should come to our ward. Our bishop, he likey the food, and there is never not enough. Perhaps your branch president has been serving a leetle to much. and needs to chillax. With some sandwiches. And ranch.

  4. Steve B Says:

    It sounds like someone else needs some chillaxing. Rich people–um. It seems to me someone is benefiting from the money of other just fine.

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